Today

+ I had an apple today for the first time in a long time.

+ And today I pretended I was real mad.

+ Today my boss asked me to come up with a bunch of fake signatures to complete a log that he had forgotten to be getting signed... Two of my favourite things put together: lying and forging signatures.† Ahhh... I love my job!

+ Listening to Michael Kaeshammer.

+ Yesterday I sat in on a client appointment, as we were making a retirement forecast, the husband assured us he wouldn’t make it past 65. He and his wife were both happily resigned to it. It made me wonder if he was right, simply because he wasn’t going to try to live longer.

+ That same client had a nose whistle for an hour.

+ Last night I felt like a kid again: I was in bed trying responsible to go to sleep, meanwhile me mum and dad (affectionately known as The ‘Ronts) were beatniking in the living room; being loud with friends. Our roles felt momentarily reversed!

+ Drink up me hearties, yo ho!



† I don’t lie about important things… I just like tricking people! (Thanks to Byron for that skill) And I don’t forge signatures on anything really important… I just like seeing if I can get away with it.